16stolenxpaperthin:

"Relax! I learned from Katara. The best there is."
"Okay, how about this: honey, hot candle wax, and red kool-aid"
haze-frederick on how I should seduce this cute guy. 

chance-vs-theory:

rangerdeon:

chance-vs-theory:

rangerdeon:

chance-vs-theory:

rangerdeon:

chance-vs-theory:

rangerdeon:

chance-vs-theory replied to your post “This morning I’ve been called sexy by a married man and another…”

married men make for awkward sex anyway. it’s all “oh yeah this is so good” and then “this never happened”. Well, actually, just sex with straight guys in general. OH and the inevitable lets do it again despite them “regretting” it

I have no intentions on going down that route ever again.
I just want a nice man who also happens to also want a nice man, so we can have cute dates after work, he’d bring me food sometimes when I’m working late because that’s fucking adorable, and occasionally I’d even touch his iggly wiggly. You feel me? 

Dear lawd praise do I feel you.

Aww baby, come here (> o-o)> 

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We’ll get it! You most likely before me because that’s how this works. 

I plan to rope one of these elusive males in like so

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Safe in my bear grasp, he will not leave

And I wouldn’t bet on it tbh

I support you 100% and am not at all alerting the police to your plans of kidnapping and brainwashing. 

With love. 

Shit shit banana split.

I know…sort of where you live. AND WHAT YOU LIKE.

*shakes fist*

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SAY NO MORE

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Your existence makes me happy in my no-no place

How could she stand in the way of that Gaara…?!

chance-vs-theory:

rangerdeon:

chance-vs-theory:

rangerdeon:

chance-vs-theory:

rangerdeon:

chance-vs-theory replied to your post “This morning I’ve been called sexy by a married man and another…”

married men make for awkward sex anyway. it’s all “oh yeah this is so good” and then “this never happened”. Well, actually, just sex with straight guys in general. OH and the inevitable lets do it again despite them “regretting” it

I have no intentions on going down that route ever again.
I just want a nice man who also happens to also want a nice man, so we can have cute dates after work, he’d bring me food sometimes when I’m working late because that’s fucking adorable, and occasionally I’d even touch his iggly wiggly. You feel me? 

Dear lawd praise do I feel you.

Aww baby, come here (> o-o)> 

image

We’ll get it! You most likely before me because that’s how this works. 

I plan to rope one of these elusive males in like so

image

Safe in my bear grasp, he will not leave

And I wouldn’t bet on it tbh

I support you 100% and am not at all alerting the police to your plans of kidnapping and brainwashing. 

With love. 

Shit shit banana split.

I know…sort of where you live. AND WHAT YOU LIKE.

*shakes fist*

SAY NO MORE

chance-vs-theory:

rangerdeon:

chance-vs-theory:

rangerdeon:

chance-vs-theory replied to your post “This morning I’ve been called sexy by a married man and another…”

married men make for awkward sex anyway. it’s all “oh yeah this is so good” and then “this never happened”. Well, actually, just sex with straight guys in general. OH and the inevitable lets do it again despite them “regretting” it

I have no intentions on going down that route ever again.
I just want a nice man who also happens to also want a nice man, so we can have cute dates after work, he’d bring me food sometimes when I’m working late because that’s fucking adorable, and occasionally I’d even touch his iggly wiggly. You feel me? 

Dear lawd praise do I feel you.

Aww baby, come here (> o-o)> 

image

We’ll get it! You most likely before me because that’s how this works. 

I plan to rope one of these elusive males in like so

image

Safe in my bear grasp, he will not leave

And I wouldn’t bet on it tbh

I support you 100% and am not at all alerting the police to your plans of kidnapping and brainwashing. 

With love. 

chance-vs-theory:

rangerdeon:

chance-vs-theory replied to your post “This morning I’ve been called sexy by a married man and another…”

married men make for awkward sex anyway. it’s all “oh yeah this is so good” and then “this never happened”. Well, actually, just sex with straight guys in general. OH and the inevitable lets do it again despite them “regretting” it

I have no intentions on going down that route ever again.
I just want a nice man who also happens to also want a nice man, so we can have cute dates after work, he’d bring me food sometimes when I’m working late because that’s fucking adorable, and occasionally I’d even touch his iggly wiggly. You feel me? 

Dear lawd praise do I feel you.

Aww baby, come here (> o-o)> 

We’ll get it! You most likely before me because that’s how this works. 

pure-innocent-nun:

Lost 3 followers today, woo-hoo~🎶

They ain’t about this life

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