| Future child: | What did you do when you were my age? |
|---|---|
| Me: | .... |
| Don't say talked to strangers on the internet | |
| Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters | |
| Don't say fanfiction | |
| Don't say sobbed over celebrities | |
| Future child: | Mommy? |
| Me: | We searched for airports. |
